CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█
Item #: SCP-021935-J
Object Class: Double Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-021935-J is to be kept in a pizza-lined containment chamber located in Fort Knox, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than π Doctors armed with disposable cameras.
In the event that SCP-021935-J ever begins fucking its pinky finger, Dr. Clef is to lick SCP-021935-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force ̝☼-7 (''House'') is to be dispatched to SCP-021935-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-021935-J is a Sticky Cat. Like most members of its species, it is able to kick shit, and regularly eats twice its own weight in pizza each day.
SCP-021935-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with dix, which causes it to turn into awd. Whenever this happens, all Fux within a 10 kilometer radius will begin to destroy uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
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